Obama has just confirmed that the DC earthquake occurred on a rare and obscure fault-line, apparently known as "Bush's Fault." 0bama also announced that the Secret Service and Maxine Waters continues an investigation of the quake's suspicious ties to the Tea Party. Conservatives, however, have proven that it was caused by our Founding Fathers rolling over in their graves. Residents of D.C., do not be alarmed by the earthquakes. That is just the country shifting to the RIGHT
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