THE PATCH
The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet. When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time. Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.
It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours. At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running. Don't try it at McDonald's though..... The whole crew got up and left and l never got my order...
A friend e-mailed this to me very funny.......But true....
Those white vehicles with the vertical green stripe are apprearing all over my neighborhood, Pete. Thick as fleas on a coon dog. One this morning had me really puzzled: he was sitting where there's usually a speed trap set up. All alone, watching cars go by. I almost stopped to ask what he was up to, but with the color of my skin, figured better to let sleeping mutts lie. This is border country, to be sure, but a hundred miles from the border? Seeing them all over like this really has me curious, though nothing goes on the scanner about them. Haven't seen any military vehicles yet- that I know of, but I don't watch the roads all night, either. No one up here does.
ReplyDeleteWhich makes me wonder what they're doing in my woods when I ain't watching.
Shy III
Dude, I know this is serious...but I laughed so hard I spit coffee out of my nose reading this....Carry on!
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