? California?

>California:
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>The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail.
>A coyote jumps out and attacks dog.
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>#1. Governor starts to intervene, reflects upon the movie "Bambi"
>and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is
>natural.
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>#2. He calls animal control. Animal Control captures coyote and
>spends $200 testing it for diseases and $500 upon relocating it.
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>#3. He calls a veterinarian. Vet collects dead dog and spends $200
>testing it for diseases.
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>#4. Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for
>diseases from the coyote and on getting bite wound bandaged.
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>#5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while wildlife
>services conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear
>of dangerous animals.
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>#6. Governor spends $50,000 of state funds implementing a "coyote
>awareness" program for residents of the area.
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>#7. State legislature spends $2 million investigating how to better
>handle rabies and how to possibly eradicate the disease.
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>#8. Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack
>and for letting the Governor intervene.
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>#9. Cost: $75,000 to train new security agent.
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>#10. PETA protests the coyote relocation and files suit against the
>state.
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>Texas:
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>The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail.
>A coyote jumps out of nowhere.
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>#1. Governor shoots coyote and keeps jogging. Governor has spent
>$0.50 on a .380 hollow point cartridge. Buzzards eat dead
>coyote.
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>Any wonder why California is broke???