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Sunday, May 30, 2010

? California?

>California:
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>The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail.
>A coyote jumps out and attacks dog.
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>#1. Governor starts to intervene, reflects upon the movie "Bambi"
>and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is
>natural.
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>#2. He calls animal control. Animal Control captures coyote and
>spends $200 testing it for diseases and $500 upon relocating it.
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>#3. He calls a veterinarian. Vet collects dead dog and spends $200
>testing it for diseases.
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>#4. Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for
>diseases from the coyote and on getting bite wound bandaged.
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>#5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while wildlife
>services conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear
>of dangerous animals.
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>#6. Governor spends $50,000 of state funds implementing a "coyote
>awareness" program for residents of the area.
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>#7. State legislature spends $2 million investigating how to better
>handle rabies and how to possibly eradicate the disease.
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>#8. Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack
>and for letting the Governor intervene.
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>#9. Cost: $75,000 to train new security agent.
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>#10. PETA protests the coyote relocation and files suit against the
>state.
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>Texas:
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>The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail.
>A coyote jumps out of nowhere.
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>#1. Governor shoots coyote and keeps jogging. Governor has spent
>$0.50 on a .380 hollow point cartridge. Buzzards eat dead
>coyote.
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>Any wonder why California is broke???

6 comments:

  1. BEAUTIFUL. Just goes to show you what happensd when idiots are allowed to lead.

    Michael

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  2. And on what all will they be stamping,
    "CAUTION..The State of California has determined that Coyotes may be hazzardous to your health"!
    I have two brothers that moved to CA about 20 years ago. The only thing we have in common anymore is DNA. (Frick'n Yuppies)!

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  3. California please keep all the idiots there.

    See Ya.

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  4. It should be noted that a .45 wasn't used. The TX gov was carrying a ruger in .380 (using JHP).

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  5. Us Texans don't screw around...

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